October 1, 2014

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

(Source: terrorkion, via jue-bee)

October 1, 2014

teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

(via okaymad)

October 1, 2014

abathingsavage:

Don’t ever sleep on Zendaya

(via joshpeck)

September 30, 2014
cashier: do you want the receipt?
me: yas bitch tell me everything
September 30, 2014

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(Source: snorlaxatives, via okaymad)

September 30, 2014
"We should be thinking critically about when lying might be the right thing to do."

When Lying Is Good (via fastcompany)

(via fastcompany)

September 29, 2014

(Source: stephisanerd, via ashechic)

September 28, 2014
cashier: do you want the receipt?
me: yas bitch tell me everything
September 27, 2014

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

(via 420locachola)

September 27, 2014

yoncevevo:

image

(Source: womanzer, via lohanthony)

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